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zuckerwho t1_iyedbew wrote
Garfi looks like the cat that originally inspired the urban legend about cats sitting on your chest at night stealing your breath...
zuckerwho t1_iydmzd3 wrote
X-ray got the nom-noms.
zuckerwho t1_iydedlj wrote
Reply to comment by jonnyclueless in Stop being a dick. by BlueBuff1968
Therein lies the problem. He has never seen the movie.
zuckerwho t1_iyd7vig wrote
Reply to Can you hear it? by python111
".....are you gonna hurt women?"
zuckerwho t1_iyd7d75 wrote
Reply to Caught my kitty licking my cream cheese, and now he's following me around the house by BatmansLongjohns
Perhaps you should put down the cream cheese.
zuckerwho t1_iycwpqk wrote
Looks like Santa has given up on humanity and is pondering whether or not he can continue this bullshit charade...
zuckerwho t1_iycvolj wrote
Reply to comment by Vegetable-Initial107 in Stop being a dick. by BlueBuff1968
I try and give back in my own way.
zuckerwho t1_iycqzin wrote
Reply to Stop being a dick. by BlueBuff1968
Officer: Why aren't you wearing protection? Don't you know you're spreading diseases??
Penis: But they don't make condoms that bi...
Officer: Someone get this dickhead a mask!
zuckerwho t1_iy9rbl7 wrote
Reply to I came, I saw, I conqureed. by metalhead_karan
Definitely didn't conquer English.
zuckerwho t1_iy8ov61 wrote
Reply to Time to get rid of the pumpkin. by ZOMGitsRadimus
I think I heard the squirrel whisper "over my dead body, bitch" under his breath. You gonna just take that?
zuckerwho t1_iy3cvbv wrote
That's always an awkward moment in an orgy. Talk about a vibe-kill.
zuckerwho t1_ixz8kjr wrote
Ancient Chinese medicine- A brick in the temple means no more tummy ache.
zuckerwho t1_ixz1s60 wrote
"If the next person could step up, please. I'm freezing my nuts off here."
zuckerwho t1_iyf0wb9 wrote
Reply to I guess they are protecting elephants by prozach99
Soooooo other pachyderms are cool then?