It happens to everyone at some point. Your dad seems like kind of overreacting, you'd think he'd be more concerned about you and your mom. Insurance exists for a reason. Learn your lesson and move on. Stop thinking about "what ifs".

I mean, that's some sweet sweet revenge. Your neighbor basically killed your original cat. I'm having hard time saying you're the bad person here really.

Sounds like something that would happen at a dispensary :)

I've slept walk sometimes, and my wife and me always connected it to stress (work stress specifically)....but can't say I ever gave the dog or anyone else a golden shower.

Uh, you should probably never take shrooms again.

This was like, not readable. Paragraphs dude, seriously.

Jesus, I want to believe this is real. I have tears going down my face from laughing so hard.