Time to sink the entire Russian fleet, no?

This bloody Communist pulls a six-figure Euro salary in software development. How's your life going?

Shit, how long you got? I'm smart, successful in my chosen career, have travelled the world, look back on quite a bit of activism, my kids are great, my wife loves and supports me, my friends are loyal, I have an attractive and well-dimensioned cock and a good personality...man, thanks for asking that question, because when I take inventory like that, it reminds me my life is pretty damn awesome. Fuck, man, I love being me.

Oh, almost forgot! You know what I'm really proud of? That I'm too smart to be taken in by a nationalist demagogue like Modi. I leave that to ignorant peasants and professional shit-eaters. I'd hate to be one of those types of people.

You misunderstand, BJP boy. I am not here to have an argument with you; I'm here to mock your ass. You nationalist-strongman fanboys are not amenable to discussion, because your beliefs are more like those of a cult than those of a voter. So the ideal response is mockery.

Libturds? I take offence at that. I'm a proud bloody Communist.

And being told by a BJP fanboy that I don't know how the judicial system works is kind of like having a cockroach try to lecture me about hygiene.

I'd suggest you go have a wank over a picture of Modi shirtless, but I hear you're trying to give that up.

All that time you spent sucking Modi's cock has made you very limber, because that was a very impressive dodge of the actual point.