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The zoo’s female gorilla was going crazy, and the vet on staff had a grave prognosis. “She’s in her mating season, and after a lifetime of captivity, if she doesn’t mate, she’ll die.”

Submitted by yomommafool t3_122t6vm on March 26, 2023 at 5:25 PM in Jokes

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My girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman and told me I was under arrest for suspicion of being good in bed.

Submitted by yomommafool t3_120ix4b on March 24, 2023 at 12:35 PM in Jokes

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Men vacuum in the same way that they have sex.

Submitted by yomommafool t3_10bst3f on January 14, 2023 at 4:39 PM in Jokes

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why didn't 4 ask out 5?

Submitted by yomommafool t3_102f5eo on January 3, 2023 at 6:18 PM in Jokes

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If Jesus was real they wouldn't call it the crucifixion.

Submitted by yomommafool t3_zxcvxc on December 28, 2022 at 3:48 PM in Jokes

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My wife was very disappointed when I told her that I got "I love you" tattooed on my penis.

Submitted by yomommafool t3_zte1vg on December 23, 2022 at 12:26 PM in Jokes

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The IRS suspected a fishing boat owner wasn't paying proper wages to his Deckhand, so they sent an agent to investigate him.

Submitted by yomommafool t3_zskrk2 on December 22, 2022 at 12:15 PM in Jokes

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