The article didn't touch on CleanTron 5000 probably being Chores-As-A-Service TM and requiring money to be converted to Clean Coins to buy loot boxes to potentially unlock the different modes in addition to the standard per-Chore fee. There will be a freemium version but it recites ads while Fortnite dancing and using machine vision to make sure your eyes and attention are on it and you are adequately mirroring it's gyrations. Both versions, free and paid, will secretly collect data on the products in your pantry and trash sell it to its undisclosed third party partners.
In two years time Clean Inc, will release a CleanTron 6000 and turn off their old servers rendering the 5000 models a big pile of E-waste. Then your only hope will be that some random Eastern European developer releases an update to their GitHub to flash the firmware to run it off your Raspberry Pi 15. And then pray it doesn't throw a sensor because Clean Inc only sells parts to authorized distributors and doesn't use any industry standards.
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The article didn't touch on CleanTron 5000 probably being Chores-As-A-Service TM and requiring money to be converted to Clean Coins to buy loot boxes to potentially unlock the different modes in addition to the standard per-Chore fee. There will be a freemium version but it recites ads while Fortnite dancing and using machine vision to make sure your eyes and attention are on it and you are adequately mirroring it's gyrations. Both versions, free and paid, will secretly collect data on the products in your pantry and trash sell it to its undisclosed third party partners.
In two years time Clean Inc, will release a CleanTron 6000 and turn off their old servers rendering the 5000 models a big pile of E-waste. Then your only hope will be that some random Eastern European developer releases an update to their GitHub to flash the firmware to run it off your Raspberry Pi 15. And then pray it doesn't throw a sensor because Clean Inc only sells parts to authorized distributors and doesn't use any industry standards.