“I could hear when his teeth would hit my skull, I could feel when he’d bite down on my bones and they’d kind of crunch,”

I said this when this was posted in October, and I'll say it again. Fuck me dead.

Followed by eventual disappointment when LDR couples meet up for the first time and find the real penis isn't as big as the web based device...

So this reminded me of the security guard from Futurama, which turns out is is based on the beholder from D&D, which is referenced in the title, and I didn't know it was called the beholder.

TIL about the beholder.

Thanks, OP.

They don't. Everytime you reach the end, start again with an additional letter. Keep going an infinite number of times

A

AA

AAA

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Don't like that idea? Why use just english? Use another language

Don't like existing languages? Create your own.

There is always a way.

Thank you

"You're an inspiration to our entire organisation. Thanks again."

>he's a millionaire with a model wife and

>I'm a trucker with a normal wife and three kids

Don't let your wife see this comment ahaha

You should create a 5 part YouTube series and dedicate an hour or 12 to discussing the pros and pros of each part.

In Oz, the spider would be big enough to hold the coffee cup and drink it itself.

OP would come back to a caffeinated spider and an empty cup ahaha

Of course, of course

This doesn't work in practice.

The apartment I'm renting no longer has running water? I won't complain to my landlord to get it fixed, I'll just be grateful that I was able to experience water.

The tradesperson I paid to complete a job left the work unfinished? I won't complain to them/their company and just be grateful I was able to hire someone to take my money.

I've been sexually harassed? I won't complain to management/authorities, I'll show gratitude that I received attention.

I'm assuming this pic is of someone who was turned away from an event, and some rando saw this and thought they could make it inspirational ahaha

Butters' Bottom Bitch

Boots with the fur

The whole club was looking at her.

Thank you for the great explanation.

Honestly, I'm not mad at it this time. Half a million more people teaching out to a suicide and crisis lifeline is a significant amount, regardless of the overall percentage.

Well, punishing evil is the Lord's work, but that became Satan's job when he rebelled, so technically Satan has been doing the Lord's work for a long time.

Good guy Satan

That title doesn't match the end result.

ll,l

That mannequin doesn't need a wheelchair though.

Another standing mannequin taking the jobs of differently abled mannequins everywhere.

Shame on you, Nike.

Wow. That's one of the best looking pieces of food I've ever seen.

>Fan with flair tackled by football player

Yea, there is a certain pizzazz about them