>In addition, some zombie stories feature unrealistic character behavior. For example, characters may split up and wander off alone, even though it's clear that this is dangerous and could lead to their death

And this right here shows you've never dealt with a group of humans under incredibly stressful situations.

Yes. How else would I learn?

> People absolutely are

Can you show where someone is "absolutely self-identifying as a gold fish", without using right wing sources?

Only when it's a non-fiction book, and I want to make sure the author is actually knowledgeable on the subject they're writing about.