wingedbuttcrack
wingedbuttcrack t1_j1umpqs wrote
Reply to [PM] Give me a random book title or whatever words you mix into a title and I'll write a short summary for it. by Thainexylon
Looking for alaska
wingedbuttcrack t1_j0zcojn wrote
Reply to comment by SomeLightAssPlay in A woman was 3 months pregnant when she fell into a deep coma and woke up after about 10 months by fhqwhgadsz
Could work better if the kid goes to india and named Amal.
wingedbuttcrack t1_j0zc85n wrote
Reply to comment by Yuuwaho in A woman was 3 months pregnant when she fell into a deep coma and woke up after about 10 months by fhqwhgadsz
Pussydaughter
wingedbuttcrack t1_iy7t0p7 wrote
Reply to comment by Rupertfroggington in [WP] Every time you cooked over a campfire, you would throw some food into the fire as an offering to the gods. One evening, just as you're about to perform your little campfire ritual, you hear a voice behind you say "You know, I would very much prefer my food un-burnt." by DragoTheFloof
Well, I would read a 1000 pages of this.
wingedbuttcrack t1_iu3s2e6 wrote
Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] You are cursed so that every time you die you are reincarnated into a different world, usually with a fantasy setting. On your 50th reincarnation you wake up in the world you were first born in except something is different, you have all the powers, equipment and memories of your previous lives by DaddyClickbait
They pronounce it par-mee-sian
wingedbuttcrack t1_iu3qyyq wrote
Reply to [WP] A man is a hero to one city, and a villain to the other. He takes pleasure in living both roles. But when the hero of the city the man is the villain of decides to locate his hideout, he bumps into the villain of the other city... fighting the man whom the hero thought was a villain! by Crystal1501
What!?
Growled the 8 foot monster made out of glowing lava rocks, half surprised and half annoyed. The glow from the monster's body lit the cave dimly, and the man behind him was only visible because of his pure white robe.
"Hear ye, the evil villain.." Mr. Justice started repeating himself. His glass sword pointed a little lower this time and his voice, a little less confident.
"Are you talking to me?" Monster said, confused. Then he turned back to me at the other end of the cave "Is he talking to me?" He asked without missing a beat.
Mr. Justice continued through the monster's questions "... repent your crimes and surrender, or perish, for justice has come for you" all of his energy had faded away by the end of the sentence.
"I think he is talking to me, Magma." I told the monster. "We have a bit of a beef"
"So what, you need attention so much you went and started a fight with some heros' sidekick?" Magma said gesturing his spiky hand at the hero from the town over.
"Hey" whined Mr. Justice
"SILENCE!!"
Yelled Magma. A column of fire shot up from his face and hit the cave roof. Mr Justice squeaked. And covered his face with his non sword hand. The change in light reminded me to turn on the cave lights I set up to turn on one by one for dramatic effect. What a waste.
Magma continued "Are you also recording this 'accidental awkward moment' so you can post on YouTube with an all-uppercase clickbait title?" His fingers briefly burst into flames as he did air quotes. Mr. Justice has started to back away from the angry lava monster like a sensible man.
"Look Magma, I set up this trap for YOU to find me. I didn't expect him to follow the clues. I don't know how he did it even, he is dumb as rocks" I looked at Mr. Justice expecting more whining, but he was slowly walking backwards towards the cave entrance and did not care about what I said. May be he is smarter than I thought.
"You cannot trap me inside the earth Lightbringer, I AM the earth." Yelled Magma, now angry as he realized he walked into a trap.
"Oh but I don't want to trap you my friend" I said and hit the button that closed the cave entrance behind the now long fled hero.
"I just want to have an epic fire fight for the fans"
I winked at the camera as I transformed into a concentrated mass of pure light and shot straight at the evil villain.
wingedbuttcrack t1_jcj6qod wrote
Reply to comment by wathcman in [WP]There is a door with a single key hole. It will open regardless of the key that is used. All keys can open this door, but what's on the other side, however, depends entirely on the key. by Fuzzybluesock
He opens it in .000234 seconds with a plastic hammer and there is literal christian heaven on the other side