I’ll DM you.

For real, charge for your work!! At least do a few gigs on fiverr.

It’s almost comically bad.

There’s other ways to get food rather than stealing. He could dance on the train, open doors at Duane Reade or simply do as other humans do and shop at Shoprite.

Edit:

Shopwrong

If this is true, would you consider all street art Banksy copies?

Clever police work

Im at Los quernos now where a few people ‘evacuated’ to. .. they swear it’s gunshots. It makes for a much better story than being scared of popcorn.