Lol.. no he wont... not a freaking chance.

Clowns running china and russia must think the western leaders are a bunch of clowns themselves.

Billy Smarts circus has nothing on this tragedy

Ah at least it is not turnips, heed the advice of our glorious leadership and get out of this downward spiral by working more hours folks and be thankful we are not in a recession otherwise things would be bad. /s