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upmxna t1_j52gffj wrote
Reply to comment by No-Orchid5378 in I’m bisexual by ThebirdGretel
What’s the joke?
upmxna t1_j5256yq wrote
Reply to comment by No-Orchid5378 in I’m bisexual by ThebirdGretel
Well then it’s misleading to say that you “can’t“ get any. Are you talking like impotence or something?
upmxna t1_j524st9 wrote
Reply to comment by No-Orchid5378 in I’m bisexual by ThebirdGretel
I would start with going to the gym. Eat better (diet is HUGE). Get fit. Even if your face is ugly, a ripped body will massively improve your prospects, along with your confidence (which will improve your prospects even more).
Wear unwrinkled clothes. Shower every day and keep your facial hair groomed neatly. Find a nice fragrance. Women LOVE that shit!
Am I following any of this advice for myself? NO
upmxna t1_j520lkk wrote
Reply to comment by willbeonekenobi in I’m bisexual by ThebirdGretel
Nice!
upmxna t1_j520iej wrote
Reply to comment by WaynegoSMASH728 in I’m bisexual by ThebirdGretel
This is better, much better😀
upmxna t1_j520ga7 wrote
Reply to I’m bisexual by ThebirdGretel
Meh
upmxna t1_j52if24 wrote
Reply to comment by No-Orchid5378 in I’m bisexual by ThebirdGretel
But you didn’t include the marriage part of the original “joke,” which is essential to the punchline.
A better delivery of that joke would’ve been:
Some of us can’t get any; we’re called “husbands.”