can’t believe anyone would take this as sincerely trying to help the people of DC.

Hi, immigration attorney here (but not your immigration attorney, this comment does not create an attorney-client relationship). I know things seem bleak right now, but working on a student visa like this can screw you over and you should really look into the potential consequences. But if you’re going to do it, don’t publicly seek tips on reddit for how to break U.S. immigration law.