Obligatory alt account since I don’t want my family to find out about my main.

Hey Reddit, I’ve got into a bit of a situation and I could use some outside perspective. Basically, my rich brother recently died, and instead of his inheritance transferring to me it was given to his little crotch goblin. The reason? Apparently the kid’s more “fitting” then I am, and is “gifted”.

(For the record, I’ve seen how the kid acts, the only gift he has is finding chocolate no matter how well it’s hidden.)

So I took action, consulted my lawyer and friends (who agrees with me) and took what was rightfully mine. Don’t worry, I didn’t harm him, but he won’t stop crying.

For some reason, the mother is saying I’m a monster for doing this. And for even more bizarre reasons, the whole family is taking her side. But I probably did the crotch goblin a favor, he’s not going to have to worry about adult responsibilities for a long time…

So help me out here Reddit, AITA?

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