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trashacct8484 t1_j6hd6rk wrote
Reply to comment by unripenedboyparts in A blond and a lawyer are flying to Cleveland by hoosyourdaddyo
To each their own, I guess.
trashacct8484 t1_j6h9eg4 wrote
Lawyer and non-lawyer are walking along an empty beach and see a beautiful, naked woman, who looks to be unconscious but otherwise healthy. She has no clothes, no bag, no phone or keys, nothing at all.
Non-lawyer looks at Lawyer and says “do you want to screw her?” Lawyer looks back at him, puzzled. “Screw her? Out of what?”
trashacct8484 t1_j6h8unz wrote
Just saying “a blond and a lawyer” and assuming we all know the one identified by her appearance is the woman and one identified by his profession the man is sexiest. The rest of the joke is sexiest as well, obviously, but using blond as short-hand for dumb woman needs to be retired.
trashacct8484 t1_j6js3cu wrote
Reply to comment by Richinwalla in A blond and a lawyer are flying to Cleveland by hoosyourdaddyo
Yeah, but no one wants to have sex with Karen. We can retire the category of ‘dumb woman shallow guy wants to have sex with’ altogether (probably the best option), or figure out what we’re going to call sexy, not-necessarily-racist Karen (which also needs to be a Halloween costume).