And nothing else...

If you were a teacher, there's a good chance they'd eat your job too.

Ice skating? In this climate???

Fjording is what the Vikings did. You must be thinking of forwarding.

My mistake, I couldn't hear the traumatized screams of the fish.

Shockoe Bottom got that message a while back.

Yeah, as much as I agree with another commenter that the city isn't big/wealthy enough, I would love to see it.

Don't you know? That keeps the poors out, makes it a much more pleasant experience for the upper middle class, keeping the harsh realities of a system that utterly fails more people than a country as wealthy as ours easily ignorable. It's fine to have some folks panhandling at major intersections, you can give a granola bar and a water bottle to those folks and pat yourself on the back and consider your charity for the month done. But if the poors start shopping at your favorite store, they'll start lowering prices and offering more inexpensive options, put stuff on sale. How are you gonna feel well-to-do when you don't have 9 options over 4 brands of overpriced scented candle?

Yay NIMBYism.

Oooh a North-South line would be great!

Oooh yeah that's clever. You could turn priority lanes into tracks in some places, especially if you could bury the lines when the priority lanes ended.

That's because the benefits are inversely proportional to income. Basically it benefits the poors more than everyone else, and we can't have that. They need to pick themselves up by their bootstraps and buy a car. /s

Reject modernity, embrace tradition.

Oh shit, there was something on 22nd st? What was it???