tingtongfatschlong
tingtongfatschlong t1_jb302k4 wrote
Reply to comment by X01Eagle in [WP] - The vampire steps out, and his daughters cower and kneel where they stand. You ready yourself for the fight. Before you can raise your weapon, though, the vampire sighs, and with an embarrassed tone, says, “I’m really quite sorry for the trouble…” by X01Eagle
Mission: Escape the old mansion
Secondary mission: keep the vampire sisters at bay
Difficulty: Hard
tingtongfatschlong t1_jaceltl wrote
Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] "One drip of this poison is enough to kill a whale." The scientist points towards a table, but the beaker isn't there. Instead a silly coffee cup shaped like a beaker sits. You lower the not coffee cup from your mouth. Tastes like lemon-lime. by DistillerCMac
It is shit, Austin.
tingtongfatschlong t1_ja0m807 wrote
Reply to comment by Recurve_Acumen in [SP] Within an abandoned scrap yard that was sealed away from the rest of the world, a sentient robot teaches another sentient robot about the mysterious creatures known as Hooman Beans. by Used-East4520
The man is a menace to society.
tingtongfatschlong t1_j9vsy8d wrote
Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] The aliens, it seems, do not consider us a sentient species because we are unable to 'keeneetaa'. We still haven't figured out what that means. by limbodog
keeneetaa deez nuts
tingtongfatschlong t1_j9uw0ez wrote
tingtongfatschlong t1_iwl8kzc wrote
Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] You are a member of an ancient secret organization that collects and protects every type of book - fiction, real, scientific, spiritual, safe, old, new, and forbidden. However, there is a book so dangerous that your superiors are willing to erase it from history, and you are curious why. by N00B00N_IOO
The book is 177013
tingtongfatschlong t1_iu5rvwp wrote
Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] When you reach the afterlife, your punishment is to live the final 24 hours of the life of every vertebrate you ate. After 8,000 days as different chickens, 280 days as various cows, and 80 as some unlucky rats, you're surprised to find yourself in a human's last day. by wombiezombie001
Depends on your definition of "ate" haha
tingtongfatschlong t1_jb4v22u wrote
Reply to comment by Visulth in [WP] - The vampire steps out, and his daughters cower and kneel where they stand. You ready yourself for the fight. Before you can raise your weapon, though, the vampire sighs, and with an embarrassed tone, says, “I’m really quite sorry for the trouble…” by X01Eagle
Top-notch writing! You have talent.