When you work in IT and don't have a leash but you find a dog wandering in the roadSubmitted by threedogcircus t3_127mysr in aww
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threedogcircus t1_j7nr9vf wrote
Guess what. Everyone masturbates. It's not a big deal. Move on.
threedogcircus t1_j5rto2k wrote
Reply to LPT: If you want to train yourself to sleep on your back to alleviate shoulder and back pain etc, get 3 extra pillows and follow these steps by pinacolada12345
I have a hip problem and have been trying to sleep on my back with no success. I'm gonna give this a try tonight! Thanks for sharing!
threedogcircus t1_j4ggz1k wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Til before Popeye gained superhuman strength by eating spinach, he became strong by rubbing a type of chicken called a whiffle hen. by Fitz_cuniculus
It's hard to say.
threedogcircus t1_j4gc41l wrote
Reply to Til before Popeye gained superhuman strength by eating spinach, he became strong by rubbing a type of chicken called a whiffle hen. by Fitz_cuniculus
Haha. He got massive forearms rubbing chickens eh?
threedogcircus t1_j1vvlbi wrote
Reply to comment by jrbobdobbs333 in A proud moment (oc) by raekaves
It's not a tongue. It's the squeaker from the toy on the floor.
threedogcircus t1_j1dl0u2 wrote
Reply to TIFU by eating my pasta wrong by throwaway995003
I'm pretty sure the problem isn't rich dudes. It's married alcoholic assholes.
threedogcircus t1_ixvco3e wrote
Reply to comment by JTorpor in LPT - Don't use banana pudding in banana pudding by [deleted]
Oh duh lol. Maybe you call it Jello? It's close to custard.
threedogcircus t1_ixvayd7 wrote
Reply to comment by JTorpor in LPT - Don't use banana pudding in banana pudding by [deleted]
It means that instant banana flavored pudding is awful and will ruin a dessert called "banana pudding". The "banana pudding" gets its banana flavor from sliced bananas included as a main ingredient and they don't need any help.
threedogcircus t1_ixv5l53 wrote
This is all correct information but idk if it qualifies as a LPT.
threedogcircus t1_ixfy1af wrote
Reply to LPT: If you know you will be late for a meeting (personal or professional), it’s always better to inform the person in advance than trying to make it on time. by gorney_huy
Yesssssss.
My biggest pet peeve is unannounced lateness. Call or text that you're going to be late if you're going to be late.
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Reply to Quinn definitely did not steal the cat toy. That’s absolutely not what she’s carrying around in her mouth. by PennyoftheNerds
And frankly she's offended that you would accuse her.
threedogcircus t1_iu2ffav wrote
Reply to (OC) my old man, Ziggy. he’s deciding whether or not he wants to bark at his shadow. by yxngangst
It really seems like a hassle, Ziggy. Maybe we just skip it all together?
threedogcircus t1_itzgq3p wrote
Reply to comment by Shannock9 in LPT: Eat your burger upside down. by 8nf8n8te1ncome
You can turn it any way you want!!
threedogcircus t1_itxf99u wrote
Reply to comment by Emeryb999 in LPT: Eat your burger upside down. by 8nf8n8te1ncome
Hold it up to your mouth like you're gonna eat it then rotate it 180 degrees either toward or away from your face.
threedogcircus t1_itrcjf3 wrote
Reply to comment by Efficient_Sector_870 in LPT Request: How to be comfortable going out and spending time on your own? by kindascandalous
This is the way
threedogcircus t1_jdikosb wrote
Reply to comment by AllanfromWales1 in TIFU calls my fiancee's dad in front of my dad and all my family by mdmostafizar
They've done the same thing with several other posts in their history as well.