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thewebspinner t1_jedspso wrote
Reply to comment by Tombstone_Shadow in Rescue underway for pod of dolphins stranded by ice in Dildo Cove by Man_Bear_Beaver
Followed by whale watching at cock-ring bay.
thewebspinner t1_jeaao9h wrote
Reply to comment by I_Mix_Stuff in I never use the 1, 6, 8, or 9 button on my oven by VVynn
Fingerprints are so clear you could unlock his phone.
thewebspinner t1_j1dk7jt wrote
When I was 19 I stayed at a colleagues house, got drunk and woke up in the middle of the night with her dry humping my leg in her sleep.
I think you'll get over this.
thewebspinner t1_jedyy1w wrote
Reply to My neighbor keeps a giant skeleton in their front yard all year round and decorates it up for different holidays by sneakybrownoser
Imagine what the skeletons they’re hiding in their closet are like.