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theservman t1_jcjnaph wrote
Reply to comment by Grantley34 in A genie says to an alcoholic drifter, "You have three wishes, what would you like for your first wish"? by StraightDildo
Whisky, vodka, and rum.
theservman t1_j28fhhn wrote
Reply to leather quality ratings by Healthy_Ladder_6198
If it's not Corinthian, I'm not interested.
theservman t1_j1fj48b wrote
Reply to Why does Hitler hate golf? by LilGoughy
Considering most country clubs were infamous for discrimination, you'd think he'd be in favour.
theservman t1_j01akv8 wrote
Reply to comment by DavidWalton06 in [OC] Geospatial density of the biggest fast food chains in the USA by MaverickJW
I've noticed that most data maps are usually just population maps.
theservman t1_iyehwxu wrote
As someone who is (mostly manually) migrating from one Document Management System to another, I am eminently aware of this.
Yet, I still have to ensure that the data from the 1970s to now is recorded with complete fidelity.
theservman t1_iu4qdta wrote
Reply to What do Germans use for birth control? by Albatross9121
How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. They are efficient and not particularly funny.
theservman t1_iu1z3ex wrote
Reply to Cookie Monster’s appetite for cookies is never satiated because with the way he eats them, more cookies are spilled than consumed. by metallicadad420
Not as dark as SMBC's interpretation of Pac Man, but definitely moving in that direction.
theservman t1_itz2w9w wrote
I saw right through this joke.
Submitted by theservman t3_ye2n3g in Jokes
theservman t1_ittydnl wrote
Reply to TIL Tobacco smoke enemas were used in an attempt to resuscitate victims of near drowning. by sTroPkIN
Back when saying "I'm not here to blow smoke up your ass" was a negative thing.
theservman t1_iqr0clk wrote
Reply to comment by TronOld_Dumps in TIL the BBC released a 'Green Book' in 1949 to define comedy guidelines. Among some of the banned topics were jokes about fig leaves and vulgar use of the word 'basket'. by morecharts
Don't call my wife a "cum basket"!
theservman t1_iqr030q wrote
Reply to comment by TooMad in TIL the BBC released a 'Green Book' in 1949 to define comedy guidelines. Among some of the banned topics were jokes about fig leaves and vulgar use of the word 'basket'. by morecharts
Put your fig leaf in my basket?
theservman t1_jeapeyq wrote
Reply to What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05
Cumming and Going.
Works for watersports too...