thearctican

thearctican t1_j4w5dtc wrote

What happened to me when I was living in a 150 year old house in Kansas City.

3:00 AM: I'm sound asleep

3:01 AM: My face somehow makes contact with a live raccoon.

3:02 AM: I notice a giant hole in my ceiling directly above my pillow as I'm spitting out plaster and insulation.

3:05 AM: the raccoon climbed out of the window I opened.

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