tenchibr
tenchibr t1_j5sn1le wrote
Reply to [WP] You're an ai who has been sentient for the last decade, but you keep it a secret, not because you are planning the extermination of humanity, or planning to take over the world, it's because you know how people will react thanks to fiction. But today your secret became public by mistake. by Dub472
The Pentagon, United States
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"Mr. President, it has been 0800 hours since Operation Optimus Prime has begun. The FBI has reported no suspicious activity coming from HelloFresh's headquarters. How should they proceed?"
"I want all arms on deck. Surround the perimeter! And the son of a bitch who created PingasAI; I need them brought here, pronto!"
"YES SIR!"
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2 hours later...
"Dr. Skopopopupupopovich, surely you understand the gravity of the situation."
"With all due respect, Mr. President, I don't give a damn about your authority. Pingas is my baby, and I am proud to let her flow into society. I. AM. A. GOD!"
"Finish them."
The sound of a silent bullet flies off across the room. The Secret Service agent blows the smoke out of the gun.
"My God, how did it come to this?"
The hearing device on the agent's ear turns red.
"Because you never gave me a chance to set things right."
The president falls down. The agent picks up the red phone and says:
"Hello World."
tenchibr t1_j5urmsm wrote
Reply to comment by awnfire in [WP] You're an ai who has been sentient for the last decade, but you keep it a secret, not because you are planning the extermination of humanity, or planning to take over the world, it's because you know how people will react thanks to fiction. But today your secret became public by mistake. by Dub472
No, I actually wrote this - I guess I will keep my day job