teddytwelvetoes
teddytwelvetoes t1_j7cgt8g wrote
lol, the US happily let Donald fucking Trump of all people become the literal president we're not going to do shit for Nigeria
teddytwelvetoes t1_j6y83fe wrote
Reply to Google is asking employees to test potential ChatGPT competitors, including a chatbot called 'Apprentice Bard' by No-Drawing-6975
kind of amusing to think about Google's zillion dollar per year business genius c-suite folks running around shouting "somebody do something!!!"
teddytwelvetoes t1_j6o9b6e wrote
Reply to The Empty Sentiment of The Last of Us by BuckedMallard
always funny to see the inevitable "actually, that thing that was incredibly well made and beloved by virtually everybody sucks" article, and I'm a cynical motherfucker. for three weeks in a row Craig Mazin has looked a horde of nerds directly in the eyes and said "fuck your source material" and it's so good that everybody is happily rolling with it lol not a peep from the insincere Lore Respecters who always pop up, and this episode had lifelong Republicans weeping in the family chat over a gay love story. (Jared Harris in Chernobyl voice) madness
teddytwelvetoes t1_j5u13qb wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Twitter faces legal complaint in Germany over anti-Semitic content by davetowers646
he's making employees post purposefully vague statements about "listening to people that you disagree with" which, as always, strictly means "please entertain our beloved neo-nazi grifters"
teddytwelvetoes t1_j5to53a wrote
Reply to comment by LocoCoyote in Apple issues security update for the almost 10-year-old iPhone 5S by generic_psychonaut
what's the problem? you asked a question and I answered it lmao
teddytwelvetoes t1_j5tnr78 wrote
Reply to comment by LocoCoyote in Apple issues security update for the almost 10-year-old iPhone 5S by generic_psychonaut
...Microsoft provided security updates for Windows 7 devices for a decade and a half lmao
teddytwelvetoes t1_j5tlxp8 wrote
Reply to comment by LocoCoyote in Apple issues security update for the almost 10-year-old iPhone 5S by generic_psychonaut
what do you mean? fixing security bugs is great, acting like Apple is the only company who does so is the (jerk-off miming) part
teddytwelvetoes t1_j5thfgz wrote
Reply to comment by LocoCoyote in Apple issues security update for the almost 10-year-old iPhone 5S by generic_psychonaut
show me another tech company that gets this sort of shit said about them after they finally get around to fixing an old security bug lol
teddytwelvetoes t1_j42ut3f wrote
Reply to comment by brenton07 in Apple might finally make a touchscreen Mac by No-Drawing-6975
Mental gymnastics. Touchscreens would've died a half decade ago if this was the case. But as I said, the rest of the industry have had a constant variety of touchscreen laptops at all price points for quite a long time now. They're quite obviously here to stay. And when Apple finally caves and does it in 2030 you lot will act like it's a killer new feature that the ghost of Steve Jobs crafted with his bare hands
teddytwelvetoes t1_j42r9ss wrote
Reply to comment by Youvebeeneloned in Apple might finally make a touchscreen Mac by No-Drawing-6975
>but reality is touchscreen computers SUCK
They're fine. Same with stylus support. Apple just wants MacBook/iPad double-dippers.
>Its why the market for them is nearly non-existant.
What? Microsoft, Dell, Lenovo, etc. have had a constant variety of touchscreen laptops from budget to flagship throughout the last decade or so.
teddytwelvetoes t1_j42qqqr wrote
They're not going to add a touchscreen, stylus support, create a hybrid device, etc. as long as their devoted fanbase continues to purchase both a MacBook and an iPad to browse the web. They've been clinging onto these double-dippers for ages - the rest of the industry does not have this luxury, so they added all of these things a decade ago without issue
teddytwelvetoes t1_j25vgik wrote
Reply to Ohio Supreme Court says insurance policy does not cover ransomware attack on software by homothebrave
if you're one of the many, many wildly profitable companies that routinely shrugs off all IT-related costs whether it's years-overdue server replacements, years-overdue security measures, etc. so that some suit can buy his dozenth sports car or fifth vacation home I hope that your bafflingly neglected money-printer gets bricked by a teenager in Yugoslavia and that you get told to eat shit by the insurance company
teddytwelvetoes t1_j1vodun wrote
Reply to Why still the push for "woke" tv-shows and movies, when almost all of them result in a flop? by [deleted]
If you don't like a show because it has women or black people, that's on you. If a show happens to be shit, it's not because of the inclusion of women or black people.
>Why not just write good shows, that portray females with good feminine values and traits (as an example Ripley from Alien or Eowyn from LotR)
Hilarious that you explicitly mention Alien. I watched it for the first time earlier this year with modern day goggles and wondered if man-children filled their diaper regarding Ripley back in the day. Didn't Alien become the all-time classic we all know and love partly due to Ridley Scott welcoming Sigourney Weaver's input? You lot would lose your shit if you read that headline for an upcoming movie from such a director. Tarantino taking tips from Margot Robbie would have the Andrew Tate bozos rioting in the streets. Genuinely don't get how one could love Alien and arrive at posting (gestures wildly) this on reddit years/decades later
teddytwelvetoes t1_j1upz79 wrote
Reply to What’s a show that you want a reboot from? by LostRest
The Knick, which was very surprisingly announced years after it ended but was probably killed during the recent HBO chaos
teddytwelvetoes t1_ixfzrs5 wrote
Reply to iFixit put up a Right to Repair billboard on the New York Governor's drive to work by kwiens
solid chance her commute is sitting in the back seat of a private car with her eyes buried in her iPhone lol
teddytwelvetoes t1_j8p98ua wrote
Reply to Elon Musk, who co-founded firm behind ChatGPT, warns A.I. is ‘one of the biggest risks’ to civilization by ethereal3xp
"co-founded" lol I'm guessing he bought another person's work and called himself a founder again?