I found an unopened i486 processor in my parents garage last year. Someone on Ebay was going to give me $22 for it!

I have both (even thought my insurance is pretty lousy) but even then, there is the always present anxiety about how far behind you'll be when you get back or that someone is going to somehow hold the fact that you were out sick for a long period against you.

I am a living breathing testament to this headline because I am, in fact, alive and do many things and yet I have not ever posted on Instagram.