stevedorries
stevedorries t1_jc1mwnj wrote
Reply to comment by hurriqueen in [WP] Intergalactic Security stops a human outside the warp gate, attempting to arrest them for smuggling a container of dangerous caustic liquid. The embarrassed, exhausted human with lightyears of jetlag struggles to explain to the increasingly terrified officers what a "stomach" is. by SnippyTheDeliveryFox
Same, and Oxi-8 sounds like it would make the coffee fizzy
stevedorries t1_j19o7cu wrote
This is the precise reason why people shouldn’t listen to programmers about anything other than programming. We’re all idiots with God complexes because so much of the world has computers in it these days, but make no mistake, we’re all idiots
stevedorries t1_jefzh9q wrote
Reply to TIL A newborn baby is 75% water at birth. A slightly higher water content than bananas, but slightly less than potatoes. by Imbiberr
So you’re saying a baby is a slightly dried out potato, or a very moist banana?