spook7886
spook7886 t1_jeh3utq wrote
"Don't buy drugs! Become a rock star, and they'll give you them for free!"
spook7886 t1_jeh2skl wrote
Reply to What would you do if you found out your girlfriend watches porn behind your back? by I-love-rainbows
"Here's mr buzz, magic wand. Get comfy and let me behind ya. We can watch this together, talk about whatever pops up!"
spook7886 t1_jeh1puj wrote
Reply to You’ve just won the lottery and now get 5k/month for the rest of your life. What do you do? by modeezy23
Take care of my health a bit better. This would be a huge boon to my family. Both father's and mother's families have lived up into their 90s. My mother's father died in the 80s, and he worked for Czar Nicholas, and my fathers brother died a couple years ago at 95.
spook7886 t1_jegzgc8 wrote
Taylor Swift, either I win her or I get a song about it.
spook7886 t1_jdzftjx wrote
Reply to TIFU by forgetting Sean Connery was dead by TransAminal
You should binge a few of his movies. The Great Train Robbery, Outland, The Untouchables (not the star, but it got him an Oscar)..
spook7886 t1_jdm474r wrote
Reply to comment by Caleb_Gangte in TIFU by being drunk by Caleb_Gangte
She wanted to, as we say, "put you on a shelf", for display purposes only. You were to be an adornment, but have no real place in her love life.
spook7886 t1_jdliyzt wrote
Reply to comment by warriorofinternets in TIFU i cheated on my gf by [deleted]
Whatever .. He paid the price. He should quit wallowing in self absorbed misery before he rewires his pathways into full on depression.
spook7886 t1_jdliayz wrote
Reply to TIFU i cheated on my gf by [deleted]
You did not cheat.
Did you hug or kiss?
Did you put something somewhere with her? Obviously not.
spook7886 t1_ja49orv wrote
Took your lumps and gave a couple of your own.
spook7886 t1_ixlldzi wrote
Reply to TIFU by forgetting to wear underwear by rubyroses123
Some tampons may cause an allergic, anaphylactic response. My first wife, before we met, had the same dizzy feeling. Tampax brand caused it, damn near killed her then.
spook7886 t1_ixlhu6v wrote
Reply to comment by tyrsalt in TIFU by throwing my wife. by TwoPintsNoneTheRichr
My wife woke me up punching me in her sleep, and in my sleep I parried her punches.
spook7886 t1_jeh3xoz wrote
Reply to What’s the best way to make money at a young age? by [deleted]
If you can code, your future is made.