spiralbatross
spiralbatross t1_jdvvsfk wrote
Reply to comment by MrSrsen in Big Tech is making its stuff slower and stupider — on purpose by treetyoselfcarol
CEOs: “what? Learn from the past?? Psssh.”
spiralbatross t1_jdida7e wrote
If you look at it indirectly it looks like a Guzzlord
spiralbatross t1_jcr6w1g wrote
Reply to Are the Streets Department folks doing okay? by RRIIBBSS
r/partyjawn
spiralbatross t1_jchi4la wrote
Reply to comment by IamSauerKraut in Why are there seagulls in central PA all of a sudden? by TxGinger587
PA should consume NJ
spiralbatross t1_jccqlgn wrote
Reply to comment by Lazerspewpew in Central York School District is back to banning books by melosebrain37
Nationalist Christians aka Nat C’s
spiralbatross t1_jaaz3qh wrote
Reply to comment by OregonTripleBeam in A cougar was observed swimming 1.1 km (0.68 miles) to an uninhabited island in Pugent Sound. Researchers find other records implying mountain lions can swim even farther to hop between islands, likely >2 km. “We are redefining the mountain lion in our minds as an animal that can swim.” by TR_54
This summer…
WHITE WATER CAT DEMON THING
“Harry, grab my hand, he’s almost at the boat!”
female cougar in heat noises amidst splashes
“I can’t do it Janet, he’s just too fast! Aaaahh!”
…you’re in a catamountain of trouble
spiralbatross t1_j8y4ks2 wrote
My perfect Philly day would be being able to buy a house at a reasonable price.
spiralbatross t1_j8jbjkv wrote
Reply to comment by JZweibel in “The principle of protecting our own thinking from eavesdroppers is fundamental to autonomy.” – Daniel Dennett debates the sort of free will it’s worth wanting with neuroscientists Patrick Haggard and philosopher Helen Steward by IAI_Admin
I don’t understand why it can’t be a spectrum. Can’t we have agency in certain scenarios but not in others? Vaguely like electromagnetism, electricity and magnetism seem like different things but they’re really not.
spiralbatross t1_j8j46gq wrote
Reply to comment by wwarnout in Scientists Successfully Split Seawater To Produce Green Hydrogen by __The__Anomaly__
New salt industry unlocked
spiralbatross t1_j70qun6 wrote
Reply to comment by Shadowasders23 in Pro-Pedestrian/Biking City Council/Mayoral Candidates by Fattom23
Psychotic.
spiralbatross t1_j70p8ri wrote
Reply to comment by Shadowasders23 in Pro-Pedestrian/Biking City Council/Mayoral Candidates by Fattom23
Confirmation bias much?
spiralbatross t1_j6x9ukt wrote
Reply to comment by NoRoom2dark in Investigations reveal more evidence that Mimas is a stealth ocean world by entered_bubble_50
Daaaaamn girl you must be a Klingon
spiralbatross t1_j5q5veh wrote
Reply to comment by SirrNicolas in Brazil's Lula appoints Indigenous ministers to reverse Amazon deforestation by loggiews
We should be using hemp for paper, but god forbid some stoner gets high!
spiralbatross t1_j5lybwc wrote
Reply to comment by Jumpy-Natural4868 in Four Men Toss Deer Urine On Woman And In Aisles At Walmart In Gettysburg: Police by jillianpikora
Don’t kink shame
spiralbatross t1_j56788t wrote
Reply to comment by hellorubydoo in Can an employer change original hourly wage when adding mandatory overtime to avoid paying overtime? by hellorubydoo
You could start a union
spiralbatross t1_j4r3pis wrote
Fold the chairs up and stack them neatly against the pole, then draw a hand with a middle finger on it and tape it to the chairs. Then drive off and find a new space so they don’t destroy your car lol
spiralbatross t1_j2t7u82 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in San Francisco bicyclist fumes over ambulance parked in bike lane by philamignon
Yeah me too, blocking lanes without an emergency is just the worst. Lazy drivers.
spiralbatross t1_j2t7pcb wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in San Francisco bicyclist fumes over ambulance parked in bike lane by philamignon
Don’t park in a lane unless it’s an emergency, period. I know everyone thinks cyclists aren’t people but have a fucking brain.
Edited for the insane: paperwork is not an emergency. It simply is not.
spiralbatross t1_j2t7jjx wrote
Reply to comment by AnthCoug in San Francisco bicyclist fumes over ambulance parked in bike lane by philamignon
No don’t you see??? Bikers aren’t human and should be shot on sight! /s
spiralbatross t1_iujty30 wrote
Reply to comment by Anon_user666 in Study uncovers a surprising temporal relationship between cognitive function and physical activity by BlitzOrion
Aw man that’s sad :( I’m sorry
spiralbatross t1_iujhsqd wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Brazil's Bolsonaro maintains silence after Lula's election victory by Lionel54321
“Level-headed” seems generous, but at least he’s not as nuts as dear ol pappy
spiralbatross t1_iuid2nx wrote
Reply to comment by Nigelwethers in Study uncovers a surprising temporal relationship between cognitive function and physical activity by BlitzOrion
Yeah there was that 96 year old dude who kept biking https://www.wbir.com/article/news/96-year-old-man-rides-70000-miles-on-stationary-bike-bakes-cookies-to-celebrate/51-bfc8254c-9764-4a72-9ea1-ac6ff894979f
spiralbatross t1_isyp0iu wrote
Reply to comment by Odd-Employment2517 in Ex-Capitol Police officer 'betrayed' oath by warning Jan. 6 rioter about Facebook posts, prosecutor says by Phatbrew
That’s what was happening to my grandpa, too bad he died early
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Reply to comment by [deleted] in Israeli union calls general strike as opposition to Netanyahu plan mounts by mobileagnes
At least pretend to make it make sense, bud. Jesus Christ.