Stop at every stop sign. Feel yourself roll back.

Watch the speedometer like a hawk.

Don’t do anything stupid.

Not legal advice, not a lawyer

It’s FUCKING awesome. Get a mix of the hot and garlic. Wash it down with some Soju and you’re going to have a good time.

…you maybe should avoid gambling

Booooooooo I love it

That’s a long ass walk for this joke

Before folks downvote u/muffinhead2580 consider some facts here.

Yes, Lee Harvey Oswald very likely hit with the first shot. He was a great marksman and made his own ammo for the Carcano rifle he used to match the barrel. He didn’t shoehorn premade.

After the first shot, the Secret Service had to react and react quick. This was a Secret Service that was severely hungover from a night out on the town, and possibly was still drunk. The theory here is one of the Secret Service fumbled his rifle and accidentally Caboosed the POTUS.

What else lends this theory some credence? Well, consider that the Secret Service was ALL over the body while the doctors were trying to save JFK. They would not let doctors perform an autopsy in Texas, which was Texas state law…they literally spirited JFK away.

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Oh. Oh no.

But have you tried our Del’s?

Dude you want to incur the wrath of the V?!

Fingers crossed Officer Dolan ultimately receives the justice he deserves.

I hope the (now) gentleman can rake Dolan and the Pawtucket PD over the coals in a civil suit.

Also something that gets lost in the shuffle here…while this area is pretty rural this was just down the street from a preschool. This guy was super reckless and the jury may need to get checked for TBI.

How messed up in the head do you have to be to defend the actions of someone that opened fire at a pizza joint?

I’m sorry, did they have a constitutional convention to nullify the first amendment?

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Modern Marvels

Newport marriages skew the average way upwards. If you look at the median I’ll bet you dollars to doughnuts it’s much much lower than the mean.

You’ll have no idea what’s in store for you!!!!

Speaks volumes about the quality of the photo my friend!

Some free Reddit publicity for Cumberland Moving and Storage lol!

Bahahahhaa touché!!!

A lawyer would have to give a definitive answer.

Seeing a ton of comments mentioning the East Side, and their absolutely right. However, stay as far away from Camp st as possible and be as close to Brown as you affordably can. You’ll know it when you see it. Technically two streets up towards Hope St is the East Side, but the run up there (Cypress St and North Main) can be a little dicey.

Dude, would you kindly shut the fuck up and crawl back into whatever Cheeto-encrusted shitstained hole you crawled out of and have some God damned respect.

Praise the sun!!!!! Haha ok calm down Solaire