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shavedcow t1_jdmey4h wrote
Reply to comment by Ten-4RubberDucky in Something Toetally Cool Happened to Me by Ten-4RubberDucky
You are very blessed! What are you gonna do now with them? Maybe hike across the country bare foot spreading the his word?
shavedcow t1_jdmdscd wrote
I wonder if Marjorie Taylor Green has heard about the miracle yet with her funky ass feet..
shavedcow t1_jdentk4 wrote
Reply to James River Church by EndPedos0900
Also Josh Hawley is a guest speaker at one of their upcoming events.
shavedcow t1_jdbib01 wrote
Reply to An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by Great-Bratton
Oh and by the way, that one big sky daddy cuck, Lindell... he has 9.5 fingers and a mashed over nose. Why hasn't that dweeb Kelly and her real doctor husband anointed that shit? Petition the Joplin campus to FIX THE PHALANGE!!
shavedcow t1_jdakmf0 wrote
Reply to An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by Great-Bratton
Seriously, get fucked if you're a Christian and this is where you draw the line. Deconstruct now. Be good to people for the sake of being a good person and spread compassion and empathy. Fuck religious persecution, trauma, violence, indoctrination, patriarchy, homophopia, racism, and sexual assault. The real world is waiting
shavedcow t1_jd6mhq6 wrote
Reply to comment by GroovyHeretic in I don’t even live in Springfield anymore, but I’ve heard some rumors about what’s going on down there… by hardisonthefloor
That's how we know the story is bunk right from the jump. Bigger dicks would be first priority by a long shot.
shavedcow t1_jd56r0c wrote
Reply to comment by itsmeclaytonlee in I stopped drinking a few months ago by itsmeclaytonlee
Duuuuude.... please say it ain't so and I'll come get them right now
shavedcow t1_jcmpnc3 wrote
I'm still willing to help with cooking lessons. Whether it be on a grill or on the stove! Congratulations!
shavedcow t1_jckp2hj wrote
Welcome to deconstruction, friend! It's very good for you.
shavedcow t1_jb3rcs9 wrote
Reply to Best restaurants by RIPIronmayne
Try Cesar's Old Mexico. Place slaps. I have also been really fond of a joint called Momo lately.
shavedcow t1_jb3qzpd wrote
Reply to comment by Firesetredwoods in Best restaurants by RIPIronmayne
Same here. And you couldn't pay me to eat there.
shavedcow t1_jao77xf wrote
This is a tough hurricane. One of the wettest we've seen from the standpoint of woddr
shavedcow t1_j7n87af wrote
Reply to 417's Best of Restaurants '23 by Globalksp
Who buys this circle jerk shit anyway?
shavedcow OP t1_j5blcbf wrote
Reply to comment by Youandiandaflame in Stronger Men's Conference | April 28-29, 2023 | Springfield, MO by shavedcow
It is. Not sure if they're having them this year or not though 🙄
shavedcow OP t1_j5aiqub wrote
Reply to comment by Punkerkas in Stronger Men's Conference | April 28-29, 2023 | Springfield, MO by shavedcow
Hell yes! Thanks for sharing!!
shavedcow OP t1_j5acnze wrote
Reply to comment by Bootdaddy247 in Stronger Men's Conference | April 28-29, 2023 | Springfield, MO by shavedcow
That's heinous. Has he also been one of their guests before too?
shavedcow OP t1_j59f5is wrote
Reply to comment by BrianArmstro in Stronger Men's Conference | April 28-29, 2023 | Springfield, MO by shavedcow
Great idea. This particular event is being held at great southern Bank arena in downtown Springfield though.
shavedcow OP t1_j59eyb4 wrote
Reply to comment by MonoChaos in Stronger Men's Conference | April 28-29, 2023 | Springfield, MO by shavedcow
Ya basically something like, "don't be gay, hate gays, pray a lot, fight woke, own libs, get the groomers, don't jack off, stop porn, stop playing video games, make wife cook and clean and be quiet, white Jesus white Jesus" and all that other Christian nationalism shit. Oh and "buy my new book, "Man Hood!"".
shavedcow OP t1_j5859ji wrote
Reply to comment by Imactuallyadogg in Stronger Men's Conference | April 28-29, 2023 | Springfield, MO by shavedcow
Exactly. Like you. You can be one of many people to help me get under their skin. Call em. Record it, make a tiktok or something. They need to be called out on this. Please reach out to them in some way.
shavedcow OP t1_j584vbj wrote
Reply to comment by -Valued_Customer- in Stronger Men's Conference | April 28-29, 2023 | Springfield, MO by shavedcow
Right. Please do ask them all kinds of these questions. They've got contact us links on the stronger men conference website, phone numbers, email, Twitter, Facebook. All that stuff. I've been hitting them up but haven't received a reply yet. I think it would be great if hundreds of people bugged them about it. And I just really want them to answer some of these questions that I'm sure the community has. I think it would be great if they backed out of having him as a guest because I kind of think they booked him before the attempted coup that he helped incite. No "church" in their right mind would even consider having such a hateful, cowardly, treasonous bastard come set up merch stands and spew hateful culture war bullshit to their congregation.
shavedcow OP t1_j57sazl wrote
There are ways to contact them on the website.
shavedcow t1_j425jof wrote
Reply to comment by the_honeyman in Anywhere in town sell freshly-made pesto? by Frozen-berry-snow
Add some fresh spinach for a vibrant fresh flavor and color
shavedcow t1_j3hfe41 wrote
Reply to James River by Avi8or22
Wut
shavedcow t1_j2b2dfp wrote
Reply to Codeine cough syrup in stock by orchd84
Hell ya Sam's got that lean. Thanks fam!
shavedcow t1_jdmmkqk wrote
Reply to comment by Ten-4RubberDucky in Something Toetally Cool Happened to Me by Ten-4RubberDucky
Hey can you put in a good word to God for me? I've always wished my schlong was bigger and I've been really good lately