Titmouse. Tee hee.

As always when it comes to these fixes, who's gonna pay for it?

You could raise the price of water to try and force people.... and then get slaughtered in the next election cycle. And that assumes you *can* force people. You can't. People don't have water leaks for fun, it's because they don't have the money to fix them. Or their apartment owners who don't care because they make the renter pay.

Well, so much for his legacy.

What is it with super rich corporate types trying to shove this down my throat. It gives me headaches and motion sickness, just like 3D TVs did. And I'm not alone. So it's not going to take off.

Make the rich pay for the military. It's mostly their stuff that's getting protected anyway.

Wasn't there a rap song about that in the 90s?

We can modify our brains now. But if you're poor (or a minority) they'll throw you in prison for it.

Richard Nixon?

♫ Squirrel with a Wheat Thin on a pole. Squirrel with a Wheat Thin on a pole. Eating Wheat thins. On a pole. ♫

♫I know times are tough, and fools try to keep you down. But you keep eating that Wheat thin on a pole. Because you will always be a squirrel with a Wheat Thin on a pole.♫

Voting matters.

Wait, does this mean that postal workers will have to wear rubber suits?

This is how they smuggle antisemitism back into the mainstream discussion.

Thanks to Muskrat he's back on Twitter. Contact your favorite brands and tell them to pull their advert dollars.

I guess that's a good thing, but how about forcing them to fill prescriptions for birth control & abortion pills?

If you have a moral problem with the job, quit. The people doing this would be the first to tell me that if I refused to, say, sell guns to Republicans.

You didn't understand my answer.

My answer was (to put it bluntly), we put people who shouldn't be in jail in jail.

Those people are honest and harmless. They're not criminals. Often they're just people self medicating with drugs we've made crimes out of for political reasons (google Richard Nixon and Drug War).

So you can give them the keys and they'll come right back because they are honest citizens made criminals for political reasons!!!

We put so many people behind bars that don't belong there (usually on nonviolent drug offenses) that you can have an entire jail full of them.

How does he type with those?

Aaaaaaanimated Shark (do do do-do-do-do)