rmitch011
rmitch011 t1_ixlowbi wrote
Reply to comment by washing_machine_man in TIFU by falling for an exchange student by [deleted]
You went atm first didn't you.....
Bad move friend, bad move.
rmitch011 t1_ixisjuk wrote
Reply to TIFU by falling for an exchange student by [deleted]
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Go to Germany
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Talk to hot German girls
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The 1st German girl, that you already connected with comes home - sees you hitting it off with other hot German girls...
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ASK THEM ALL to come to help you study, individually. Without telling any of the others. When they get to where you live (or one of the richer German girls' houses, whatever works) tell them all about your story like you told us, and make sure the first German girl comes last. All the other German girls will think you are adorable and be rooting for you. Get one of them to try to make the one you're already interested in 'jealous' by flirting with you. Ask them to help you practice flirting. While they are teaching you, put the moves on BIG TIME! THEN -
When she gets there - you will either:
A. Gangbang
B. German girl gets weirded out and leaves, at which point - gangbang with the rest.
C. The mom comes home and catches you. D. Then you get to gangbang the mother too.
E. When the older sister gets home, you should know what to do by now.
Do you?
Do you already know what to do? what?
Gangbang.
- $$$PROFIT$$$
This can apply to all areas of life. You're welcome, and have a safe trip! Don't forget to get your shots, and remember, never go ATM unless they do it first.
Then, you MUST go ATM. ALWAYS.
otherwise, never go atm.
rmitch011 t1_ixltf21 wrote
Reply to TIFU by forgetting to wear underwear by rubyroses123
So, if I am understanding this correctly - you put the tampon into your Google search, and incorrectly inserted a period; so you got menstrual-flavored ice cream because of it?
Checks out.