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ringringmytacobell OP t1_jdtvltm wrote
Reply to comment by RoughRhinos in Alright fuck it, I’m gonna ask - if this water situation becomes a thing do I have to worry about using my bidet? by ringringmytacobell
Don’t get me wrong - the tushy is fine. But not worth the extra cost. Their money goes into marketing, not product
ringringmytacobell OP t1_jdtvewr wrote
Reply to comment by WoodenInternet in Alright fuck it, I’m gonna ask - if this water situation becomes a thing do I have to worry about using my bidet? by ringringmytacobell
Jesus fucking Christ yes I’m gonna be shooting butthole stalactites.
ringringmytacobell OP t1_jdtvbhb wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Alright fuck it, I’m gonna ask - if this water situation becomes a thing do I have to worry about using my bidet? by ringringmytacobell
I wish I had some way to monetize this. But I’m surprisingly fulfilled knowing a stranger on the internet will be using less TP and having a cleaner butthole.
ringringmytacobell OP t1_jdtuy0r wrote
Reply to comment by HistoricalChicken in Alright fuck it, I’m gonna ask - if this water situation becomes a thing do I have to worry about using my bidet? by ringringmytacobell
As much as I’ve enjoyed reading and responding to all the comments to this, I appreciate the thoughtful response. That was my thought. Only reason I thought to ask is because this falls in something of a grey (or, ahem.. brown) area as far as what constitutes consumption.
The way I see it, simply existing will give you cancer these days. So I Midas whale have a clean asshole while I’m rushing towards the grave.
ringringmytacobell OP t1_jdtulub wrote
Reply to comment by Lawlington in Alright fuck it, I’m gonna ask - if this water situation becomes a thing do I have to worry about using my bidet? by ringringmytacobell
As mentioned in another comment, this may be the first time I have latex going up my cornhole.
ringringmytacobell OP t1_jdtude3 wrote
Reply to comment by sleepydog202 in Alright fuck it, I’m gonna ask - if this water situation becomes a thing do I have to worry about using my bidet? by ringringmytacobell
To add to this: don’t let Tushy Instagram ads sway you. The $20 Amazon one has a superior stream and bog washing capabilities to the $150 premium version.
ringringmytacobell OP t1_jdttwwf wrote
Reply to comment by CockercombeTuff in Alright fuck it, I’m gonna ask - if this water situation becomes a thing do I have to worry about using my bidet? by ringringmytacobell
Believe it or not this might be the first time latex comes in contact with my butthole.
ringringmytacobell OP t1_jdttsja wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Alright fuck it, I’m gonna ask - if this water situation becomes a thing do I have to worry about using my bidet? by ringringmytacobell
The old comparison- if you got shit on your shoe/hand/wherever. Would you feel adequately clean just wiping it away with paper? If so, please don’t shake my hand.
I will shit wherever, but since switching to the bidet away games just hit different.
ringringmytacobell OP t1_jdtogac wrote
Reply to Alright fuck it, I’m gonna ask - if this water situation becomes a thing do I have to worry about using my bidet? by ringringmytacobell
Obligatory I’m not drinking out of my bidet, and I know that the warning is for consumption. But sometimes it gets waaaay up in there.
ringringmytacobell t1_jddnslc wrote
Reply to comment by roobinsteen in Rowhouse bathroom addition contractor recommendations? by andrewbt
ringringmytacobell t1_jd0lgna wrote
Reply to comment by researching4worklurk in Where to get just a little mulch in South Philly by researching4worklurk
Happy to help! Look up your local tree tenders program - I’m part of lower Moyamensing and based on your post you’re north a bit, but reach out to PHS and they should be able to point you in the right direction: https://phsonline.org/programs/tree-programs.
ringringmytacobell t1_jczk6se wrote
Haven't seen it posted yet, but South Philly High School has a big pile of wood chips that you can just take. Go on a Saturday between 9a-12p (I think?) and someone should be at the garden on the Jackson st. side, but pretty sure they don't mind if you just take it.
Bonus: if you weren't aware, and are tired of constantly weeding your tree pit put a layer of cardboard down around the whole thing before putting your mulch/wood chips. Allows water to get through and will eventually compost, but prevents weeds from getting sun and growing up.
ringringmytacobell t1_ja89h1e wrote
Reply to comment by CallMeMattF in Mawn, a BYOB Cambodian noodle house, to open next month in South Philadelphia by ColdJay64
I say this with absolutely no sources but I would venture to guess it has something to do with Kenyatta Johnson.
ringringmytacobell t1_j7g2ky0 wrote
Reply to What are the best hoagie rolls/steak rolls to take to DC for a Super Bowl party? by normandy34
If you're in the area, I've made great roast pork sandos using rolls from New York Bakery on 11th and Daly (between Jackson and Wolf). Whatever you do don't use amoroso.
ringringmytacobell t1_j65q3dp wrote
Reply to comment by New_Stats in Police will grease poles ahead of Eagles-49ers NFC Championship game by hebleb
I always like to call out that the original horse shit eating viral video was from the Cavs parade in Cleveland when they won the championship a few years before the Eagles.
That said.. if we're gonna lean into this and make it our thing, then count me in.
ringringmytacobell t1_j60kg2u wrote
Reply to DIY home repair help/coach/teacher - just bought a house and would love to redo some stuff around the house but would like guidance. Anyone know someone that would be willing to teach a newb? by dearjuliette
I've made this comment here and IRL in the past. Maybe it's just because I personally don't "know a guy for that", but it seems like the "i know a guy for that" guys are becoming a thing of the past. I've DIY'd some things with varying success - refinishing wood floors/tile (good), drywall and moulding (ok), and plumbing (outright disaster). Would be great to have someone that straddles the line between contractor and mentor.
OP to your point I don't know if that exists outside of west philly tool library or big box store classes, but I'll be following along on this thread.
ringringmytacobell t1_j1evi7n wrote
Reply to comment by Angsty_Potatos in Police: Body found in freezer of South Philadelphia rowhome by NonIdentifiableUser
Hi neighbor! So many of us in this thread. We should do a meet up at the party sev. Eat taquitos and play PA skill games
ringringmytacobell t1_j1bmnbm wrote
Reply to comment by SouthPhilly_215 in 29-Unit, Mixed-Use Project to be Built on Broad Street Diner Site - Rising Real Estate by RoughRhinos
Ha yeah. I’m a Melrose Stan so I was giving the benefit of the doubt but that’s suspect
ringringmytacobell t1_j19pura wrote
Reply to comment by SouthPhilly_215 in 29-Unit, Mixed-Use Project to be Built on Broad Street Diner Site - Rising Real Estate by RoughRhinos
It also still hasn’t reopened since the fire
ringringmytacobell t1_j0v707d wrote
Reply to Moving Mondays - New Resident Questions by AutoModerator
Mummers Parade question - anyone know what order they typically go in? Really only interested in catching the string bands and peeking the mayhem on two street afterward, just wondering if there's a rough timeframe they'll be hitting Washington
ringringmytacobell t1_j0v65zv wrote
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ringringmytacobell t1_j093f22 wrote
Reply to comment by nnp1989 in What are your favorite bars for a lonely lunch? by iCantTweet
12 steps isn't open lunchtime until Friday, just so OP and others are aware. I'm also not 100% if they have food at open then
ringringmytacobell t1_j07wrs1 wrote
Reply to comment by ObligationAware3755 in Moving Mondays - New Resident Questions by AutoModerator
Ehh, that’s definitely a last resort
ringringmytacobell OP t1_jducy73 wrote
Reply to comment by TheOneTrueBuckeye in Alright fuck it, I’m gonna ask - if this water situation becomes a thing do I have to worry about using my bidet? by ringringmytacobell
AREYOU THREATENING ME?!