retan10101
retan10101 t1_j5ymq1y wrote
Reply to comment by spinosri in [WP] As the gatekeeper of Hell itself, you're used to hearing "I don't belong here." Your job is to convince people they do. So this morning, the last thing you expected was a call from Heaven, about a goody-two-shoes fussing about how they don't belong inside the pearly gates. by CookLawrenceAt325F
That would make sense
retan10101 t1_j5xebmm wrote
Reply to comment by Avaday_Daydream in [WP] As the gatekeeper of Hell itself, you're used to hearing "I don't belong here." Your job is to convince people they do. So this morning, the last thing you expected was a call from Heaven, about a goody-two-shoes fussing about how they don't belong inside the pearly gates. by CookLawrenceAt325F
There’s a short comic about that somewhere. Although it’s just one guy
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Reply to comment by BNI_sp in A mobius strip walks into a bar looking pretty sad by aconcernedvegetable
r/therealjoke
retan10101 t1_j5rtlhe wrote
Reply to comment by Murlock_Holmes in [WP] A hilariously honest commercial for a terrible restaurant. by KinglyMidas
Oof
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Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] You come from a long line of dragon riders, but you find no dragon hatchling will pick you. You take to dark magic and summoning to get your own dragon. by Epidexipteryx
They won’t pick you because they can tell you’re the sort of person who would do this
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Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] Nobody really wants to stop the local supervillain, for one nobody ever gets hurt in their wacky schemes, and two the schemes are so wacky and zany it is hard to tell which if any laws were broken by PotentialSmell
Ahh yes, Heinz Doofenshmirtz
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Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] You're a magical girl. Your mother died when you young, before she could train you. Your father is trying but all he has are memories and old war stories. by reallygoodbee
Long Live the Queen if your dad had healthy coping mechanisms