reality_hurts_me t1_je2k8zb wrote on March 28, 2023 at 11:09 PM

Reply to I Remember the Last Time My Parents Left Me at Home By Myself by No_Deal_9616

The 911 operator HUNG UP on you????? She should be fired lmao

reality_hurts_me t1_jd67o4a wrote on March 22, 2023 at 2:55 AM

Reply to How do you cancel a dinner date with a monster? by HelloHelloHelpHello

Girl I'd just quit. They couldn't pay me enough to remain there.

reality_hurts_me t1_j8x2zcj wrote on February 17, 2023 at 3:56 PM

Reply to My friend accidentally killed my other friend, and we’re freaking out by ByfelsDisciple

How do you know what kittens taste like 🧐

reality_hurts_me t1_iscftbb wrote on October 14, 2022 at 10:05 PM

Reply to My family did a bonfire ritual last Halloween. Now they’re all dead. by Verastahl

Reading this story when my family's annual October bonfire starts next weekend 👁️👄👁️

reality_hurts_me t1_irqzdps wrote on October 10, 2022 at 11:32 AM

Reply to I'm an Animal Control Expert Who Specializes in Cryptids. One Cryptid is Entering Human Homes More Often Than Usual. This is a PSA. by mrbeefthighs

I hope the Hidebehind will at least wait politely behind me and give me enough time to call my loved ones before it splatters me like a pancake across my walls and ceiling.