It’s funny that’s your take, because everytime I fly I’m in awe of how everything is either farmland or desert, and how little land there is left that hasn’t been divided up and fenced off from nature, even in a country as vast as the US.

Or are you one of those people that thinks a half acre of foliage in your subdivision is enough to sustain an ecosystem?

It’s gonna be the octopi isn’t it.

Octopi, if you’re reading this, I have never eaten you, please show me mercy.