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randauum t1_j27q50k wrote
Reply to Don’t let the Moon grant your wishes. by Theeaglestrikes
Uno reversed your ass
randauum t1_j27q1dd wrote
Reply to Don’t let the Moon grant your wishes. by Theeaglestrikes
The sociopaths reading this like: "Seems fair to me"
randauum t1_j23mcdd wrote
This was so cute for some reason
randauum t1_j23l9wd wrote
You had missed calls from your family? But hold up, weren't the lines dead?
Who were those people then?
randauum t1_j1e2taa wrote
Reply to I killed Krampus, and his body is in my attic, and I have no idea what to do. Help? by E-Kelp
Its been almost a year, if Santa hasn't noticed by nod he won't, riddle the body with salt if that doesn't help, burn it.
randauum t1_j14oupm wrote
Reply to The girl under the staircase by Aquarius1002
Yup, sounds like Florida, the locals are weird about darkness
randauum t1_j0xza68 wrote
Reply to Don’t smile at the Morose Man. by Theeaglestrikes
I have a resting bitch face and never take my face off my phone anyways so...
randauum t1_j0t2428 wrote
Oh hell no-
randauum t1_j0oojlb wrote
My lizard brain is struggling to understand here...
randauum t1_j0oo4uz wrote
Reply to My friend asked me to download a knockoff dating app. There's something seriously wrong with my date by HorrorJunkie123
Man I'm do sorry about that, but the next time your gut tell you something is too good to be true, then believe it.
randauum t1_izevdg8 wrote
Reply to My Son's Friend Danny by Equivalent_Ad_3482
I don't have a word- but I don't think that's the real Danny or his ghost
randauum t1_izeubrb wrote
Reply to Aphasia by barry_thisbone
Creepy as hell. Just no
randauum t1_iyq4lan wrote
I'm way too selfish for this. I'd have rannnnnn
randauum t1_iynjlfz wrote
No, thanks I'll pass
randauum t1_iyeogtg wrote
Good idea, moving and all. But you should still invest in home security too
randauum t1_iy2kx30 wrote
Reply to Our daughter's new porcelain doll speaks ancient Sumerian, but he isn't supposed to talk. by BubbaLeeJones
I'd never look at a porcelain doll twice Neither one from an antique store Goodluck op
randauum t1_iy2cqib wrote
Does any grand distant family member have a remote cabin in bum fuck nowhere woods you could borrow??
randauum t1_iy2aln3 wrote
Reply to comment by ZevynD in I'm a child psychiatrist, and my new client changes every time a crow comes to his window. by ZevynD
Did he die tho.... Sometimes parents may find it hard to differentiate between twins.
randauum t1_ixzwh9c wrote
Reply to My sister who was missing for half a year came home today, but I know it isn't her. by rslashnosleepfanatic
Doppelganger is just overjoyed you got rid of her so she could take over
randauum t1_ixu3q30 wrote
Reply to I'm a child psychiatrist, and my new client changes every time a crow comes to his window. by ZevynD
So the real Tyler is dead and his sleep walking twin who was possessed by a weird spirit in disguise, is taking Tyler's place?
randauum t1_ixrp9n4 wrote
White noise doesn't do it for me.or any noise for that matter
randauum t1_ixrovgz wrote
You really sent for the homie? Come on Anyways I suggest you take the advice and be careful I wouldn't give William any reason to suspect that something is wrong though. So...
randauum t1_ixfkthr wrote
Reply to comment by wjs5 in My UberEats order is glitching out. by WorldAwayTweedy
Nooo
randauum t1_ixfjm8h wrote
You said he was teary eyed, so maybe it was assisted suicide of some kind? With the way you're speaking I don't think you can handle seeing what you see for much longer, so maybe think about that
randauum t1_j9jigqh wrote
Reply to Mystery steroids turned my friend into a monster by mr-creepy-crawlies
Well I'll be-