raljax1
raljax1 t1_j6nmuj5 wrote
A Englishman, a Irishman, and a Scotsman sit down at the bar and order a beer. The barkeep sets a draft in front of each and three flies land, one sitting atop each pint.
The Englishman sees the fly, pushes away the glass, and says "I can't drink this, it's been contaminated."
The Irishman flicks the fly off the top of his beer and drinks half the pint in one swallow.
The Scotsman picks up the fly from his beer and shouts at it, "Spit it out, spit it out you bastard!"
raljax1 t1_jebhlg9 wrote
Reply to I was in the supermarket with the wife today when completely out of the blue she said "You know something? You really are a lazy bastard!" by SionGest
My wife would never call me lazy. She knows I'm not afraid of hard work. I can sit right next to it all day without being bothered in the least.