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puttinitinmutton t1_jedwla1 wrote
Yes.
puttinitinmutton t1_ja64tz7 wrote
Reply to comment by notoliberals in Is it just be that found the trailer for "In Bruges" to be deceitful? by notoliberals
'deceitful... cheating... tricked' did this movie fuck your wife and crash your car?
puttinitinmutton t1_j9y994r wrote
Reply to comment by IsRude in Which movies definitely require more than one viewing? by Delta_Geminorum
Yep, big pile of shit.
puttinitinmutton t1_j23d3l4 wrote
Reply to comment by Destroyer_Of_World5 in Quentin Tarantino Character Battle Royal by Kitchen_Shine
Yeah I was thinking Mr Orange could win with the power of LIES. Phyrric victory tho, eh?
puttinitinmutton t1_j1ydsow wrote
Reply to What did the pine say to the oak when both were being chopped down for lumber? by playingwithechoes
And the oak replied 'you always fucking do this. you know what actually I'm glad. I'm glad we're both going to die. I've been living next to you for a hundred fucking years and whenever something of note happens you roll out the tree puns. You remember that time those people chained themselves to us and we didn't get chopped down? And you came out with, 'looks like they've offered us an olive branch'? That was the moment. Since the fucking 90s every time there's been a thunderstorm or we've heard revving motors I've been willing the universe to take one of us out. Every time I smelled cigarette smoke on the breeze I've prayed for a forest fire. Honestly I'm fucking sycamore of it.'
puttinitinmutton t1_jeffxs4 wrote
Reply to I've been sober from math for three weeks. by ChaoShadow87
This is the 2nd worst joke I've ever sin.