punchheribthetit
punchheribthetit t1_iwiak28 wrote
Reply to 'It's a pretty gross and offensive phrase': SA Premier under fire for 'sloppy seconds' comment by notinferno
My friend was big into Pokémon go and we were out and about while he was hunting for new ones. I guess he found a rare one or something and caught it, proclaiming “that’s it! That’s the money shot.” I said “I know you’re into this but I hope you aren’t literally jizzing yourself over there.” He was confused until I told him. He busted (no pun intended) out laughing and said “well, maybe a little.”
We’re a couple of 50+ year olds behaving like juveniles. I just wish our parts reflected our maturity level.
punchheribthetit t1_izibjx4 wrote
Reply to Officials grant California girl's request to keep a unicorn if She locates one by AmethystOrator
Has no one in this sub ever met a little girl? This is how it went down.
Little girl: “Mommy, can I have a unicorn?”
Mommy: “Hahaha, oh sweety, of course you can, if you can find one.”
Indulgently grinning Daddy: “Better ask the local government. They’re sticklers for that sort of thing.”
Little girl: “Thank you, mommy. Thank you, daddy. BT dubs, stay outta the garage until I hear back from Animal Control.”