one time, same fucking thing happened to me except i was already 4 months into the relationship. tried to bring it up gently, he got defensive 🫠 said he was a hairy guy and it wasn't possible to clean it all (ethnically indian guy). i'm fuckin greek! i can basically braid my ass hair if i let it grow. never have i EVER left a full-on skid mark on someone's WHITE sheets while standing up from being fucked. relationship was basically over in that moment. breakup happened a month or two later.

the canid cancer that is the last living descendant of the north american dogs

i mean, two people can have the same idea without having "reposted" it.... this is a very generic thought that pretty much everyone has had, i would say.