We were seeing awful things on the news every night, anyone who had one probably wore one. I mean what was the downside....having to laugh about it 3 years later on here?? I was frantically trying to get hold of one and eventually did. I never did wear it as I actually never went anywhere for a long time - collected groceries outside etc. Guess I'm going to fancy dress parties as pandemic guy for the foreseeable.

Met a Belgian girl who's name was Annie De Cock. How I kept a straight face I don't know.