Now imagine sitting down without them resting on anything either. Double the bliss.

Just blast your ass in the shower with water? It gets way cleaner that way versus smearing shit over your hole with a paper.

Thighs on the toilet seat are the most comfortable place to be in for a man as the genitals can just hang uncompressed by everything else in daily life. That, including the silence from family makes it bliss.

A woman will never understand it.