myourmomshot
myourmomshot t1_je8p7qe wrote
Reply to comment by A_Random_Kool_Guy in You can tell so much about a person just finding out if they’d choose the top or bottom bunk bed. by LindsayDuck
Chances are I’ll pee in your mouth before you get me
myourmomshot t1_je8iu5l wrote
Reply to You can temporarily lose attraction for your crush if you imagine them farting loudly, taking a wet shit, and eating like a pig. by medmac_2112
Nah I’m into that, as long as they force puke afterwards, no fat bitches
myourmomshot t1_je8fko9 wrote
Reply to Helen Keller's Favorite Joke by xboxgamer2122
Alls ya do is say Hellen Keller and I’ll chuckle
myourmomshot t1_je71sv0 wrote
Reply to comment by Sonabaybeach in Guys, we are lucky that we pee on stream mode instead of mist mode by Sonabaybeach
Nah dawg, it’s split stream, jethro Tull wrote a song about it
myourmomshot t1_je6wf7c wrote
Or the split stream that shoots to both side nowhere near the toilet!😡
myourmomshot t1_je26066 wrote
Reply to comment by slamdanceswithwolves in If badminton is so good by pagalguy21
What kind of doctor?
myourmomshot t1_je244yb wrote
Reply to If badminton is so good by pagalguy21
I bleed badminton
myourmomshot t1_je21b6k wrote
Reply to We're assured that qualifications are essential, but none of the very richest people got their wealth from theirs by pufballcat
They probably did have to go through the motions of being qualified for what they do just everything was right there for em, their parents knew the right people and never had to shop around and make mistakes but hey, survival of the fittest or smartest or….. grimiest? I’m broke because I value doing nothing more than money, it’s a life choice just like suckn dick, if anything you should be mad at your parents for bringing you into a race that they couldn’t prepare you for🤷🏻♂️ I’m losing too, buck up champ
myourmomshot t1_je1zksy wrote
Oh shit! We should break out the guillotine for the Idaho dude, firing squad is boring!
myourmomshot t1_je8rdb2 wrote
Reply to comment by Taymac070 in Being a kingmaker is more powerful than being a king by relevantpronoun
What’s the fuckn difference?🤷🏻♂️