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mostassuredlyafish t1_ix927we wrote
Reply to Fun things to do in Maine for a birthday? by InigoMToya
Personally I enjoy Round One in Portland, and Smitty's Game Lab in Sanford. Really any place with arcade games and cheap, salty foods.
mostassuredlyafish t1_iwlgyvk wrote
>The interactive ride will have a unique theme and storyline centered around an evil witch named Miss Lilith who has cast a spell on Funtown and cursed its new hotel.
Well, hang on, let's hear her side of the story. Maybe she's got some valid points?
mostassuredlyafish t1_ivptjty wrote
Someone kept putting LePage signs on my property. I kept taking them off.
I had a pile going for a bit, but I got worried someone might think I stole them, so off they went to the dump.
Those things aren't cheap, right? I half expect some guy in a Red Hat to come by and ask for them back.
mostassuredlyafish t1_ivhoa86 wrote
Reply to Wells today. Zoom in on the center. by anyodan8675
WORMHOLE EXTREME!!!
mostassuredlyafish t1_iuzt8lz wrote
Reply to comment by kmkmrod in Found this guy in my back yard in southern Maine! Never seen a bear in Maine in my life - of course the first one is in my friggin back yard by SquishedPinkyToes
>I’ve never been in Maine and not seen a bear
You'd be surprised these days! There's been a lot of ecological competition from twinks.
mostassuredlyafish t1_iubbace wrote
Reply to When do you think it's going to snow? by [deleted]
I'm honestly surprised I haven't seen a late night flake or two yet.
... must not be hanging out in the right bars.
mostassuredlyafish t1_iu1s09i wrote
Reply to pet cemetery on Mackworth Island by mars6190
RIP Jerry, you sound like a cool dude.
mostassuredlyafish t1_itwpxth wrote
Reply to Maine wedding caterer needed! 7/15/23. by jesslovesyou16
Well I got half an old 1L of Sprite. It's flat, but... maybe that's the start of a beautiful tradition?
mostassuredlyafish t1_itvgrol wrote
Reply to Admit it Maine is Alaska's Mini Me by Pappa_Crim
I like to think we're cousins. We only meet occasionally at family reunions, and you'd think there might be competition... but honestly we get along pretty well.
It's because we both know the real enemy is Old Man Winter.
mostassuredlyafish t1_itsb9vc wrote
Reply to Our View: LePage’s repeated use of ‘crack pipe’ irresponsible at best - Portland Press Herald by OriginalGordol
Is that why he's been all puffy?
mostassuredlyafish t1_isyxpyg wrote
Reply to comment by Stunning_Ambition_16 in Midterm by Ok-Box8267
To be fair, someone has been going around and just putting those everywhere. I've come home a half-dozen times to find that I magically became a LePage household while out.
mostassuredlyafish t1_isyq5bq wrote
Reply to Midterm by Ok-Box8267
LePage has a lot less fire than he had last time. Almost wonder if his heart is acting up again.
Honestly, I think he'll lose. He's just not putting the energy into this run. It feels strangely half-hearted. Minimal interaction.
I imagine a large part of him would like to lose and quietly retreat to the warmth of Florida.
Did someone force him to do this? Because it never felt like his idea to return.
mostassuredlyafish t1_isgi6t5 wrote
Reply to FUCK MASSACHUSETS by A_Sad_Badger
My ancestors warned me against visiting New Hampshire, or, as the natives call it: the Land of Wind and Ghosts. It is the place where the dishonored dead wander, cursed to forever live out the horrors they themselves inflicted in life.
Also, their plates are a weird color.
mostassuredlyafish t1_ixqzilp wrote
Reply to comment by Kevundoe in TIL that turkeys can sometimes reproduce asexually, forming near-clones of themselves. by WaryLouka
Say that to my beak, you bigot! SAY THAT TO MY BEAK!