Nobody’s ready. If you think you are, you’re not. But your life’s about to change in the most amazing way possible. Kids are awesome even when they’re assholes.

Next time take his wallet.

Haha. i just picture some guy with a deep drawl being asked, “so what do you want to call it?” Guy: “sheeeeeeet, i don’t know”. “Okay. Sheetz it is.”

I still can’t get over the fact those are totally normal names for things down here. They both sounds like what a gas station would be named in a cartoon or something.

It’s more of a problem in richmond due to the geology. It’s no scam, just invisible so it seems that way.

They don’t do logic, unfortunately. I hope they get the help they need.

I can already hear the crickets from Stony Point…

Ballot?

Sir I’ve been called many things, but never conservative.

Why would I be bashing the Trump admin’s handling of COVID stimulus and fiscal policies in general that poured gasoline on the economy for short term political gain at the expense of long term growth and greatly increased chances of triggering a recession if I were a brainwashed conservative? You do realize this whole thing was set in motion before Biden even took office? And that being critical of what’s happening doesn’t necessarily make me political? The Biden admin was left with a shit sandwich. But it needs to eat it, not keep kicking it down the line.

You’re talking about the stimulus checks? You do realize a lot more than that went on, right? Those checks were just a tiny fraction of the money recklessly dumped into the economy.

I’m gonna guess you didn’t read what I wrote haha.

I read crime is actually rising in some red states but on average it’s decreased slightly. Economic conditions are tough right now, I would expect to see some increase in crime as a result. It’s hard to put the brakes on all the stimulus that took place during COVID, and I think the Biden admin should have taken steps sooner. It would have been just as unpopular in the first weeks of his term as it is now.

That’s fine, if true, but perc is also organic. So is cyanide, a potent poison. The term “organic” is meaningless when applied to drycleaners.

You mean a ton of pussy? The kind you might need a forklift to operate?

I’m pretty sure all dry cleaners are organic now, the use of chemical fertilizers and insecticides in the dry cleaning process resulted in a number of customer complaints about funny smells and clothes that were still dirty. They had to go back to using cleaners for cleaning.

But seriously. If your wife is against chemicals, you have to warn her about the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide. There’s an excellent resource online regarding this ubiquitous and dangerous substance: https://www.dhmo.org/facts.html

Outside mostly. Trees are everywhere. EVERYWHERE!

Oktoberfest happens in September typically.