mobfather
mobfather t1_j5yq1um wrote
Reply to A painting of a lobster boat by rbarkerart
This painting is not realistic. If it’s a lobster boat, why doesn’t it have pincers?
mobfather t1_iy3e3j9 wrote
Reply to Your eyeballs will probably never touch another person’s eyeballs. (I hope). by JuiceAggressive3437
If you touch your eyeballs together in sub-zero temperatures, they stick to each other, like that scene in a Christmas Story when that guy sticks his tongue to the metal pole. FACT.
mobfather t1_j6p03wj wrote
Reply to comment by fleshlyLoath in 5% of the toothpaste tube lasts longer than 95% of it. by [deleted]
Why do you use cardboard instead of toothpaste?