middljb
middljb OP t1_itydmfm wrote
Reply to comment by KaiSaya117 in Today I calculated that I make about $10 every time I poop at work. by middljb
Don’t be jealous bro. Besides, I put in 5 hours OT Sunday morning, and then the 11 hour graveyard shift that night. I put my hours in. They get their money’s worth from me. Probably why I have IBS.
middljb OP t1_ity8pwc wrote
Reply to comment by Common-Feedback4003 in Today I calculated that I make about $10 every time I poop at work. by middljb
I see what you did there! Asshole!😂
middljb OP t1_ity8bec wrote
Reply to comment by Common-Feedback4003 in Today I calculated that I make about $10 every time I poop at work. by middljb
Not familiar.
middljb OP t1_ity6gjq wrote
Reply to comment by brutalduties in Today I calculated that I make about $10 every time I poop at work. by middljb
Probably not gonna poop on a scale. Science will have to weight on that one.
middljb OP t1_ity5mxb wrote
Reply to comment by ZirePhiinix in Today I calculated that I make about $10 every time I poop at work. by middljb
I’m candid about most things; some however, will go with me to my grave.
middljb OP t1_ity4qtg wrote
Reply to comment by brutalduties in Today I calculated that I make about $10 every time I poop at work. by middljb
It’s really kinda pathetic. Usually just a fart and spatter event!
middljb OP t1_ity4gl1 wrote
Reply to comment by ZirePhiinix in Today I calculated that I make about $10 every time I poop at work. by middljb
It’s hands down better than a chili pepper!
middljb OP t1_ity498w wrote
Reply to comment by Tat2dDad in Today I calculated that I make about $10 every time I poop at work. by middljb
That depends on the daily Reddit content.
middljb OP t1_itxycx6 wrote
Reply to comment by Actual_Dinner_5977 in Today I calculated that I make about $10 every time I poop at work. by middljb
I make a decent living, AND, today was rough. I’m getting a bit tender. I’ll need to apply some ice cubes or a snowcone for the next one!
middljb t1_ism6o7b wrote
Reply to If strep A can produce necrotizing fasciitis, how come strep throat with any cuts on your mouth and tongue does not translate to it? Is it because the saliva has antibacterial qualities? by 4_max_4
I’m nowhere near as well educated on the subject, but it’s my understanding that human saliva ( as well as tears and mucous) contains an enzyme called Lysozyme, which literally dissolves the bacteria. It’s common in most animals, which is why animals lick their wounds. I’m probably oversimplifying (had some pathology and microbiology classes over 25 years ago) so please forgive if I’m inaccurate. Also, please be gentle, I’m having a bad day.
middljb OP t1_iu20t9x wrote
Reply to comment by BoomerRooster in Today I calculated that I make about $10 every time I poop at work. by middljb
Absolutely! My ex wife will confirm!