If you know why did you out in your title that it was self defense?

I don't use a Keurig because I don't drink coffee, but my brother uses one of those reusable pods and buys coffee grounds, this way you don't need to make as much coffee and always get the right amount but it costs about the same as if you were using the drip pot.

Just reading the first sentence, I thought you were memeing. "Am Redditor, I never go outside"

Made me laugh.