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livebeta t1_je3v5ns wrote
Reply to comment by toapat in [WP] In the midst of combat, the villain watches in terror as the hero swallows an entire roast chicken, two cheese wheels, and a whole watermelon at once. by Prompt_Dude
pretty much what Kimuru does
livebeta t1_je3tyjn wrote
Reply to comment by toapat in [WP] In the midst of combat, the villain watches in terror as the hero swallows an entire roast chicken, two cheese wheels, and a whole watermelon at once. by Prompt_Dude
what makes you think the WP's protagonist won't actually eat up the villian too?
livebeta t1_je3qwjz wrote
Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] In the midst of combat, the villain watches in terror as the hero swallows an entire roast chicken, two cheese wheels, and a whole watermelon at once. by Prompt_Dude
it's either Kirby or That Time I got Incarnated as a Slime
livebeta t1_j9rv623 wrote
Reply to [WP] As it turns out, this dragon had never killed anyone before, nor did it plan to, it was frightened and acted in self-defence. Now the party will have to figure out what to do with the hyperventilating beast while the cleric revives the murderhobo fighter by Zagreus7777
The rest of party bent over, covering their ears with no effect, as the psychic screaming of the panicked dragon echoed relentlessly through their minds
> NO NO NO NO WHAT I JUST DO NO NO NO DO NOT WANT
"Please, stop! You're hurting us!" The cleric screamed at the flailing dragon, as blood trickled from his nose.
I wiped a warm wet stream from my own stoically.
> SORRY
The dragon echoed. It stopped it's psychic screams and curled up into a ball, knocking its bony skull into the castle walls to calm itself.
Dust and cinder fell from the rafters and the structure creaked ominously. The cleric laid a hand on the dragon.
"Hey. hey. Hey. It's not perma-death. I have a Resuscitation Elixir for the murderhobo fighter. I know you're upset , but if the tower collapses, I die, you die, everyone dies. And I won't be around to revive anyone."
> No, don't do that
The dragon laid a firm and unyielding palm on the cleric.
> Those who come back have all been corrupted by the Void.
It's eyes narrowed at Aleric, the golden-haired elf who kept his bow still raised at the dragon. Aleric's eyes flashed, and for a moment, the blues were replaced by dark swirls like the night sky. An enchanted arrow flew through the air. Aleric gasped, then crumbled into dust, the runes from my own bow still slowly dissipating.
"You're right. " I tell the dragon. "You have the Sight , too. Now, we must hunt." I grunt, and force the wings out from beneath my shoulder blades, dragon scale replacing the veneer of human skin I wore as a glamor.
livebeta OP t1_j9rljf2 wrote
Reply to comment by VacuumInTheHead in [WP]You're a software engineer who is a communications geek. You learned Morse code. One day, on a whim, you blink "console" with your eyelids. A translucent overlay over everything appears, highlighting items of interest. A realtime programming loop prompt blinks eagerly by livebeta
more like brown-eyed wizzard!
livebeta OP t1_j9rlh7t wrote
Reply to comment by FalconMirage in [WP]You're a software engineer who is a communications geek. You learned Morse code. One day, on a whim, you blink "console" with your eyelids. A translucent overlay over everything appears, highlighting items of interest. A realtime programming loop prompt blinks eagerly by livebeta
why commit git when can commit seppuku.
livebeta OP t1_j9r4z1u wrote
Reply to comment by Smash_Nerd in [WP]You're a software engineer who is a communications geek. You learned Morse code. One day, on a whim, you blink "console" with your eyelids. A translucent overlay over everything appears, highlighting items of interest. A realtime programming loop prompt blinks eagerly by livebeta
> Or bust out the power tools.
ah yes the offset-around-immovable hack
livebeta OP t1_j9r4u6x wrote
Reply to comment by iamunderstand in [WP]You're a software engineer who is a communications geek. You learned Morse code. One day, on a whim, you blink "console" with your eyelids. A translucent overlay over everything appears, highlighting items of interest. A realtime programming loop prompt blinks eagerly by livebeta
> MISTER ANDERSON... We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty.
livebeta OP t1_j9quisn wrote
Reply to comment by IHaveNoTact in [WP]You're a software engineer who is a communications geek. You learned Morse code. One day, on a whim, you blink "console" with your eyelids. A translucent overlay over everything appears, highlighting items of interest. A realtime programming loop prompt blinks eagerly by livebeta
never do that
only the Sith deal in absolutes. and where is the reference point!?
livebeta OP t1_j9qu6cz wrote
Reply to comment by nightrss in [WP]You're a software engineer who is a communications geek. You learned Morse code. One day, on a whim, you blink "console" with your eyelids. A translucent overlay over everything appears, highlighting items of interest. A realtime programming loop prompt blinks eagerly by livebeta
if you work at a bank, there might be an Infernal Audit too
livebeta OP t1_j9ns8j6 wrote
Reply to comment by Professor_Entropy in [WP]You're a software engineer who is a communications geek. You learned Morse code. One day, on a whim, you blink "console" with your eyelids. A translucent overlay over everything appears, highlighting items of interest. A realtime programming loop prompt blinks eagerly by livebeta
> I screamed with horror. Instead of levitating 10 cm, the dog sunk 10 cm into the floor.
I see you have problems reading docs + css z-indexes too
livebeta OP t1_j9nhibb wrote
Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP]You're a software engineer who is a communications geek. You learned Morse code. One day, on a whim, you blink "console" with your eyelids. A translucent overlay over everything appears, highlighting items of interest. A realtime programming loop prompt blinks eagerly by livebeta
for anyone who really wants to try blinking it
long blinks are denoted as -
short blinks are denoted as .
all characters will have new lines
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livebeta t1_iyd0cto wrote
Reply to comment by Blitz-Drache_Author in [WP] You are constantly mocked for having such a weird superpower by all the other heroes. “The power to make anything into perfectly cooked soup”… One day, a massive meteor is barreling towards earth. As all the other heroes are panicking, you wait perfectly calm, at the impact zone, bowl in hand. by WoollerMan2003
why is gazpacho?
livebeta t1_iyc0sjg wrote
Reply to comment by somebrookdlyn in [WP] You are constantly mocked for having such a weird superpower by all the other heroes. “The power to make anything into perfectly cooked soup”… One day, a massive meteor is barreling towards earth. As all the other heroes are panicking, you wait perfectly calm, at the impact zone, bowl in hand. by WoollerMan2003
glad it was not Souperior doing it by himself. the metoer might be stroganoff to ward off whatever he was trying to do
livebeta t1_iwzh1qr wrote
Reply to comment by cheeseitmeatbags in [WP] "The new species call themselves 'humans', and while their intelligence is on the low end when it comes to interstellar civilisations, their pure mathematical knowledge is far superior to the entire galactic community's." by Mabi19_
Samuel L Jackson: surprised Pikachu face
livebeta t1_iwycqct wrote
Reply to comment by SMAMtastic in [WP] "The new species call themselves 'humans', and while their intelligence is on the low end when it comes to interstellar civilisations, their pure mathematical knowledge is far superior to the entire galactic community's." by Mabi19_
brilliant
I heard that in her deep raspy voice
livebeta t1_iwxt1oo wrote
Reply to comment by Truckerontherun in [WP] "The new species call themselves 'humans', and while their intelligence is on the low end when it comes to interstellar civilisations, their pure mathematical knowledge is far superior to the entire galactic community's." by Mabi19_
> What do you mean we used to have a moon?
-- Chrisjen Avasarala
livebeta t1_iugm4js wrote
Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] You are a barista in a 24 hour coffee shop. Every night at 3:33am a demon appears for the Dark Lord's latte. by WarturtleWitch
#CoffeeOfDoom vibes
livebeta t1_iu7kwlp wrote
Reply to comment by drstu3000 in Kirkland chef restores stream to make it habitable for salmon and sees 'amazing' results by EveFluff
I too thought she worked at Costco
livebeta t1_jedrrxq wrote
Reply to A gorgeous red rock & red sky evening in Sedona, Arizona [OC][1237x1900] by takepacific
Microsoft flight simulator theme starts to play...