lilscrubkev
lilscrubkev t1_ixy13li wrote
Reply to [WP] The research facility has been overrun. A lone scientists barricaded in his office readies a pistol to take as many of them with him as he can, but is shocked to see he is a naturally extremely skilled shooter. He begins singlehandedly reclaiming the entire complex where the guards failed. by Epictauk
holy shit. did you see that? i just shot 7 guys in the head! this was an alien sensation. not entirely unfamiliar, but his hands tremble as he stares at them, clickity clackity clickity clackity, the sidearm lays between his fingers, heavy, in his right hand, comforting his nerves, gently, it settles in his palm. the pistol, it speaks to me. this machine is built by those who understood the exact purpose it was meant to exact. they knew what it meant, they knew what it did. as do i. i must use it to clear out this facility, reclaim my lunchbox, and save the demon lord!
ps this is a synopsis of some kind. i have the whole story in my head. if you'd like to read more, please lmk!!!! tyty
lilscrubkev t1_ixy2v6c wrote
Reply to [WP] You're on a multi-species research trip into a toxic planet only to see your crewmate drink some of the most toxic items in the galaxy claiming he "needed some water" by mcdonaldsmcrib123
damn dawg, you hit the jack pot. literally.
well it don't feel like it.
damn i wish it was me man, why'd everyone else have to go before me, man.
don't let the other guys hear you say that, bro, you're gonna get in some deep shit.
what? they already know, dude, everyone has their profiles and shit, and it ain't like we didn't do that awkward ass introduction shit.
yeah, yeah, whatever. shut up.
it's been 7 days, dave. 7 days. maybe you're just not meant to die.
what's with y'all bettarians and seeking death, anyway?
it's a glorious thing, to pass on, to see the other side. once we reach the proper age, we will start to instinctively seek the opportunity for death. it's not as suicidal as you think it is, dave, stop thinking like a human.
hey man, if that's a kink thing, that's for y'all to figure out.
it's not a kink, dawg, it's like puberty. i just tend to want to die. you ok?
yeah, i'm just purple and swollen and itchy and headache and everything. i'll survive.
yeah, i sure am glad we had some boahrod anti-venom on hand. it saved your life, good call on packing it. i keep forgetting that humans don't have shells.
yeah, well, we're just insides growing on the outside, there's no logic to this world.
that must fuckin' suck, not being able to crawl up buildings and upside down.
yeah, well, four limbs is enough.
i suppose so.