lazy_phoenix t1_jalentz wrote on March 2, 2023 at 6:52 AM

Reply to Man found carrying mummy in a food delivery bag in Peru by kangarooturd

This is an outrage! I was going to eat the mummy.

lazy_phoenix t1_j9nnjue wrote on February 23, 2023 at 7:03 AM

Reply to Rep. Eastman sparks outrage after asking about the potential economic benefits of the deaths of abused Alaska children by HoboWithAComputer

I mean is anyone honestly surprised? Republicans have been saying, subtly and not so subtly, that profits are more important than people for decades now.

lazy_phoenix t1_j7vks65 wrote on February 9, 2023 at 6:45 PM

Reply to Killer whale moms are still supporting their adult sons — and it's costing them by RestSnorlax

Maybe I am a killer whale

lazy_phoenix t1_j4lnb8a wrote on January 16, 2023 at 4:26 PM

Reply to Neighbors say store uses loud opera music to push away homeless by jab116

I feel like opera music would attract me if I was homeless

lazy_phoenix t1_izx6lhj wrote on December 12, 2022 at 2:50 PM

Reply to [Image] Warning: Overthinking Kills your Happiness. by sylsau

And don't confuse overthinking with being smart. You can be smart and not overthink things.

lazy_phoenix t1_iuijxbb wrote on October 31, 2022 at 4:27 PM

Reply to Researchers Discover Substitutes For Rare Earth Materials In Magnets by KJ6BWB

"Fucking magnets, how do they work?" -Insane clown posse